A SCARY Halloween Story

There once were two plasma-laser carrying robots named Jonathan and Scott. The two brother robots were from outer space and were on their first weekend away from home. Their Ma and Pa robots gave them cute, little backpacks and sent them on their merry way towards the planet Earth. Little Jonathan and Scott did not want to go though. They liked to play video games when they had days off from school. But Ma and Pa argued with them all the way home from soccer practice earlier that week and told them that they had to visit their Aunt and Uncle.

Their Aunt's name was Heavy-Duty 12" single-bevel compound miter saw, and their Uncle's name was iRobot Scooba Floor Washing Robot. On their home planet, a BILLION light years from Earth, Uncle iRobot Scooba Floor Washing Robot was always seen as a tad too effeminate. Aunt Heavy-Duty 12" single-bevel compound miter saw was always seen as a bit too masculine. They made the perfect pair and made a very nice home for themselves on Earth, where they found gainful, lucrative employment in the Button household of Parma, Ohio.

Aunt Miter Saw and Uncle Washing Robot welcomed little Jonathan and Scott into their homes; they lived in a toolshed in the backyard of the Button residence. Auntie Saw told Jonathan and Scott that there were two little boys in the Button house named Jonathan and Scott also. What a coincidence!

Robot Jonathan and Scott were really curious to see these two people brothers, especially since they all had the same names! Robot Jon and Scott had plasma-laser rifles, fusion hyper rockets, and ultra cool platinum casings around their robot feet. But they had never seen people with hair, hands, and toes before. "How primitive these people must be," the older brother robot Jon told little robot Scott.

Uncle Floor Washing Robot was inside the house washing the floors like usual when he ran into people Jon and Scott. He told them that he had a very special surprise for them and that they should get dressed up in their Halloween costumes early. Uncle Floor Washing Robot had helped people Jon and Scott build their very own robot costumes. In fact, they looked a lot like the robot Jon and Scott when they put the costumes on. Oh boy, the two robot kids are going to be in for quite a treat!

Auntie Miter Saw helped robot Jon and Scott to make nice, little drawings of themselves and their house on their home planet to give to people Jon and Scott. The drawing looked very professionally done, because their robots!

When people Jon and Scott were done dressing up in their costumes, they came downstairs to meet with Uncle Floor Washing Robot, and then they all went into the backyard for the highly anticipated meeting. They sat down at the picnic table and waited for robot Jon and Scott to come out of the toolshed.

Robot Jon and Scott were very well-versed in doing grand entrances. All robots learn how to do this when they reach the second grade. A laser light show started and fog began coming out of the bottom of the toolshed. Then there was a very, very loud explosion, and the toolshed seemed to go up into the air fifty feet! When the toolshed exploded into the air and the fog cleared, the laser light show came to a stop and all that remained were robot Jon and Scott.

They looked incredible, like nothing people Jon and Scott had ever seen before. They had shiny, well-polished platinum casings on their feet! Real, live plasma laser rifles! And the coolest fusion rocket packs anyone has ever seen ever! They showed people Jon and Scott their drawing of their home on their unnamed planet, almost a BILLION light years away; and then gave them their very own quantum oscillators to play with and keep forever.

At that moment, people Jon was so scared that he farted really loud, right then and there. Robot Jon looked at his people counterpart and gave him a very curious look indeed. People Jon was unaware that flatulence is the most offensive sound that you can make at a robot. And so, robot Jon raised up his plasma laser rifle and blew away people Jon's head. People Scott started crying a LOT, so robot Scott blew off his head too.

That's how the robots from a BILLION light years away enacted their horrible plot to enslave the human race for all time, and that's why you should never, ever trust robots with anything. THE END.